This is why the news should always be subject to scrutiny. Just what's the source here? While this headline from Homer Vs. Patty and Selma in season six is part of a fake newspaper, it's still pretty funny. Perhaps Bart has a future in the newspaper business (assuming there are any futures in the newspaper business).
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.