Principal Skinner's day goes from bad to worse thanks to the delivery of a paper with this headline in season six's Bart's Comet. First, his idea to discipline Bart by forcing him into an early-morning stargazing outing backfires when the balloon Bart launched earlier, a mock-up of Skinner with a cue card reading "I'm big butt Skinner", interrupts things, forcing Skinner to chase it. Second, Bart actually discovers a comet (while the number objects in the sky discovered by Skinner remain at zero). Third, and perhaps worst of all, is this newspaper headline, delivered just as Skinner's world is completely crumbling around him.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.
