26. Burns Birthday Today (Credits Long Life To Satan)
This headline might have been even funnier had they ran with "Satan's Birthday Today - Credits Long Life To Mr. Burns" - but this one is still pretty darn funny. After all it seems pretty in-character for Burns, and what's a billion dollars to Springfield's richest nuclear power plant owner and 104 year old man? Of course, Satan might want to ensure that cheque is legit. Burns is that evil after all.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.