Sons Of Anarchy Season 7: 7 Reasons To Be Excited

5. Serious Guest Star Action

With the plot taking centre stage in recent years, we€™ve had a dearth of quality guest stars on the show. That€™s about to change, with the introduction of the biggest rock stars to hit Sons Of Anarchy since Henry Rollins did terrible things to Jackson€™s mother in season two. Professional car crash Courtney Love will be appearing in several episodes of the final season of the show as Ms. Harrison, Abel€™s pre-school teacher and a woman who doesn€™t mince her words €“ something that Abel€™s grimly reaping daddy will probably not appreciate in the slightest. We€™re informed that her role is €˜pivotal€™, which is enough to pique our interest€ in a season full of revenge, gang warfare, betrayal and ugly, twisted murder-death-kill, how pivotal can a kindergarten teacher be? That€™s not all. Human voodoo doll Marilyn Manson will be taking a break from being a has-been metalhead with terrible tattoos to play Ron Tully, a has-been drug dealer with terrible tattoos who's a high-ranking member of the Aryan Brotherhood. He€™s in Stockton prison, and the white supremacist shot-caller inside: the guy you come to if you want something done, and don€™t mind dealing with toxic racist thugs. Spoiler-heavy reviews of €˜Black Widower€™ indicate that Jackson€™s plans for vengeance and the rescue of the MC require the involvement of the Nazis, hence his grabbing Tully€™s attention with something apparently €œabsolutely nightmare-inducing€ in the season premiere. We€™re reliably informed that this may involve a blade, a fellow inmate€™s stomach and the image of the swastika. Finally, Glee alumnus Lea Michele will debut in the show as a wallflower waitress, while Cosby Show doofus Malcolm €˜Theo Huxtable€™ Jamal-Warner will appear in at least two episodes as Sticky, the VP to the Grim Bastards MC€™s president T.O. Cross. We€™re crossing our fingers for one of those amazing Cosby jumpers underneath the biker cut.
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