South Park: Every Main Character Ranked Worst To Best

We are going to make our own list, just like the girls!

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South Park is an animation staple in the TV industry, as there are very few shows that rival the longevity and general quality of this series. While it has undoubtedly seen a slump in the past few seasons, it still has plenty of character and remains funny thanks to its outstanding cast.

Defining the "main" roles within this series is an increasingly difficult task throughout the development of the show, as side characters often end up growing into far more relevant positions. Thanks to this, the four leading figures of Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny no longer have a monopoly on being considered the show's mains.

However, to allow for this list to remain practical, it will only be including the primary children characters, to be able to explore them all thoroughly. This is a show about the children of South Park after all, and there are many notable presences.

Therefore characters like Randy Marsh and Mr Garrison won't make an appearance, but still, deserve to be heralded as some of the best.

With that all said and done, here are the main characters of South Park ranked from worst to best.

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Hey, I'm Michael, lover of all things geeky, in games I always play as sneaky, favourite lion king character is Rafiki. In all seriousness, I am a Bristol-born boy, who moved out to Surrey to get his Bachelors degree in Drama and Theatre Studies before moving on to gain a Masters from the Guildford School of Acting. I adore all things pop culture, and will talk your ear off about anything ranging from my favourite wrestler (AJ Styles) to my favourite show (Avatar the Last Airbender)