5. Jeremy Kyle: USS
'Tom Paris suspects Lieutenant Wharf of being the true father of his child. Torres denies it. This week we get the results from the paternity scanner.' Special guest Spock will analyse the logic of such an accusation and a mind-meld lie detector test is carried out LIVE. There is a place for sex in TV, but it isn't really sci-fi. Allowing families on the starship would debase the show. Besides, imagine tuning in to a Bridge full of strangers, because all the main characters have taken the day off to spend family time in the Holodeck.