"The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant. Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment, watch how its really done. I am the ball. My thoughts are its thoughts. Its holes are my holes." (Gets a strike) "Yes. Tweet that, Tweety Bird" The Green Goblin to his Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to his Galileo, the Internet Explorer to his Firefox, Sheldon and Will Wheaton go bowling.
