"99% Of Penguins Are Stand-Up Guys."
"I Too Am In The Throes Of Heartbreak."
"Penguins Get Cheated On, And They’re Adorable."
"If I Were Hitting On You, You’d Know It Because You’d Feel Uncomfortable And A Little Sad For Me."
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