The Friends Ex-Files Quiz: Which One Of Rachel's Exes Said It?

"How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people!"


Sadly, being a good person in a sitcom doesn't always mean you get to be with the good people - quite the opposite in fact. Rachel Green went through a fair share of duds before ending up with Ross, again, in the Friends season finale.

It's hard to believe that debates have been raging for over twenty-two years over whether or not they were on a break (for the record: they were, and Ross is still wrong!).

For the purposes of this Friends quiz, we're defining 'ex' as anyone who Rachel was romantically involved with (everyone except Mark, we hate that guy!) - from kissing to full-on relationships and all points in between.

So, can you guess which quote goes with which ex? Just how big a Friends nerd are you? 1000 Internet Points if you make it to 100%!

Answers at the end!

1. "I'm Just A Love Machine!"

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