Pretends To Burn His Hand On Garlic Bread
Pretends He Is Growing Fangs
Pretends To Drink Blood For Lunch
Pretends To Get A Headache From Angela's Crucifix
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
