"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors."
"All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter."
"Whassup!"
"I am faster than 80% of all snakes"
All around pop-culture nerd who will not rest until everyone agrees that Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the greatest TV show ever made.