"I consider myself a good person, but I'm going to make him cry."
"You guys gotta update your résumé's, just like I'm doing."
"Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay."
“I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company in Scranton. Much like Sir Ian McKellen."
All around pop-culture nerd who will not rest until everyone agrees that Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the greatest TV show ever made.
