"I'm petrified of nipple chaffing."
"Hey, Big Tuna!"
"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair."
"I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things."
All around pop-culture nerd who will not rest until everyone agrees that Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the greatest TV show ever made.
