The Simpsons: 15 Most Hilarious Ralph Wiggum Moments

13. Ralph Gets His Heart Broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFDsL_mwBY The Episode: Season 4, Episode 15 (I Love Lisa) The Gag: Lisa goes to Krusty's show with Ralph, and after Krusty begins talking to him on the air, Ralph says, "I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!", much to Lisa's humiliation. Lisa angrily replies, "Noooo! Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you! And the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is 'cause nobody else would!" Ralph is left heartbroken, and in the next scene, Bart shows Lisa a videotape recording of the moment, slowing it down and telling her, "Watch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half", lingering on the exact moment it all goes down. It's one of the show's best instances of dark comedy, a reflection of the casual (yet often hilarious) cruelty of youth.