For many, church becomes a social outing, as evidenced by the sign above from season five's Homer Loves Flanders. Auctions, Potlucks, BBQs, picnics - is there any actual religion in church these days? In any case, spoofing the old "loosest slots in town" line from Vegas, the First Church of Springfield promises a successful night at the bingo tables to all who enter. Should you trust them? Well, you can't all be winners (you can, however, all be sinners, which is why you probably need church!)
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.
