The Simpsons: The Impossible Kearney Zzyzwicz Quiz
You can't pronounce his name but can you remember the details of his life in Springfield?
Kearney Zzyzwicz is clearly one of the oldest of the students at Springfield Elementary. It’s also shown that he has a kid who is also old enough to be a Springfield Elementary student and has already been married and divorced in life.
He is the perpetual fifth grade student. It’s hinted in The Simpsons: Tapped Out that Kearney simply consciously hasn’t graduated from Springfield Elementary because he actually enjoys procrastinating and doesn’t have to think about getting a career at the very end.
Kearney is more or less one of the more famous background characters in all of The Simpsons. You will have seen him in countless episodes, usually hanging around other high school bullies like Nelson Muntz, Jimbo Jones, Dolph Starbeam and the Weasels and you will know his face but how much can you actually remember about him?
Do you know what kind of car Kearney drives or what strange thing he has an unusual fear of or which Springfield character he once dated?
Take our quiz below and remember you can see the answers at the very end.