7. Travis Schuldt (Subway)
When Subway beat out Shirley and Pierce for a spot in the cafeteria, and enrolled their own student (aptly named Subway) in Greendale to make it legal, of course Britta would be the one to fight back (Shes the worst). But soon, Britta falls deeply in love with Subway (the person), learning that he used to be an actual person(and one who reminds everyone to eat fresh). The rest plays out like a page straight from 1984, and results in the two making love in Troy and Abeds blanket fort. When the Subway rep later hears a recording of the two, he first sees no problem, until things apparently heat up and Subway is fired and dragged away, leaving Britta all alone.