20 Funniest Lines In Breaking Bad

3. The One With The Epic Comeback

"Your commercials, they suck ass. I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse." - Hank Schrader.

"Oh is that like the one your mom works in? I hear she's still doing the 2-for-1 discount, heh." - Saul Goodman.

Season 2, Episode 8

That, my dear lawyer friend, is why you landed a spin-off.