20 Funniest Lines In Breaking Bad

14. The One About A Chocolatey River Of Meth

"Put me on your magical boat man, and sail me down your chocolatey river of meth!" - Badger. Season 2, Episode 3. Oh, Badger, you drug-addled, sweet soul. Almost everything he said was weird or amusing, this was the pick of the bunch.
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