10. The Rock "Pie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdmS_WBb-Cc The Rock may be The Great One, The Peoples Champ, and the biggest action star on the planet, but that doesnt mean he hasnt given the world's eardrums one big Peoples Elbow. Rock gave us a song that should have never checked out of The SmackDown hotel. On WWF The Music, Volume 5, The Rock closed out the album with a song about going to get some pie from a bakery. The song was simply called Pie." It's a weird mixture of gospel music and rap, and should not be listened to anyone, ever, under any circumstances. Except for right now for the sake of this article. Now, for those over the age of 10, we know that The Rock isnt singing about an actual pie in "Pie." Just wanted to get that out there. So what makes it quite strange is that The Rock raps about having sexual relations with someone's grandmother in his own song. I mean, to each their own, but I dont quite understand bragging about it. However, that wasnt even the worst part as Rock left us with a wildly offensive impression of a Chinese person when he proudly exclaimed:
Ching-bong-bing-yao-moya-AIYYYYY! Dat good pie
What the hell was that? Someone needs to go to sensitivity training. Please Rock, stick to acting, or wrestling, or whatever else it is you do in your free time. The people, your people are begging you never to rap again!