10 Absolutely Terrible Songs By Pro Wrestlers

8. Bret Hart "Never Been A Right Time To Say Goodbye"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0syMYs9J8 While every song on WrestleMania: The Album is strange, Bret€™s is downright bizarre. This is because while Randy Savage€™s sings about partying, and Tatanka sings about himself, Bret takes on love. Bret tells us the tale of a woman that he clearly loves, but the relationship is dying. It€™s just not going to work, and Bret knows he has to leave so she can love again. Heavy stuff for an album whose cover looks like a Village People€™s reunion. Bret also isn€™t so much singing as he is reciting lines off a piece of paper while a group of women (I think) take over for the chorus. Perhaps if you€™re thinking of breaking up with your significant other you could play this song for them. Let Bret do the talking. Actually, they probably won€™t get the message, and just look at you strangely. Well, as terrible as the song is, it€™s probably the catchiest one on the entire album.
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