8. Bret Hart "Never Been A Right Time To Say Goodbye"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0syMYs9J8 While every song on WrestleMania: The Album is strange, Brets is downright bizarre. This is because while Randy Savages sings about partying, and Tatanka sings about himself, Bret takes on love. Bret tells us the tale of a woman that he clearly loves, but the relationship is dying. Its just not going to work, and Bret knows he has to leave so she can love again. Heavy stuff for an album whose cover looks like a Village Peoples reunion. Bret also isnt so much singing as he is reciting lines off a piece of paper while a group of women (I think) take over for the chorus. Perhaps if youre thinking of breaking up with your significant other you could play this song for them. Let Bret do the talking. Actually, they probably wont get the message, and just look at you strangely. Well, as terrible as the song is, its probably the catchiest one on the entire album.
Andrew Soucek
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