10 Absurd Things The Rock Threatened To Stick Up Your Candy Ass
7. A Big Pizza
En route to a championship bout at No Mercy in 2001, The Rock placed a lot of effort into embarrassing Kurt Angle, which included old footage of a Pizza Outlet commercial featuring the Olympic Gold Medalist.
Once the video finished airing on the screen, ‘The People’s Champion' informed Angle, “And once The Rock is finished whipping that ass you can come back to Pittsburgh as an ex-champion, as an ex-hero with your big fat mouth and all your glory and one big pizza and stick it straight up your candyass!”
Almost as weird as the threat to reverse the process of digestion was the low-budget commercial itself. In it, vegetables were somehow able to deliver more moves than John Cena in his average match, and for some reason, it was all perfectly normal to Angle, who didn’t appear desperate for a paycheck at all.