3. Vince Tries To Run One Of His Writers Off The Road!
Ex-WWE writer Court Bauer (which sounds like the name of the protagonist of a straight-to-DVD eighties action movie) has told wrestling maven Bryan Alvarez the story of how, following a long, late meeting in the WWE Stamford headquarters one night, he bumped into McMahon in the parking lot and was challenged to a drag race. Reluctantly, he agreed. Bauers car was a piece of crap compared to McMahons Bentley, so he was frankly astonished when it managed to stay alongside the more powerful car. It looks like Vince was pretty astonished too, because the next thing Bauer knew, the boss was shunting into his vehicle, trying to force him off the road and out of the race at speed. Shaken, Bauer slowed down and pulled out of the race, continuing home at a safer speed. When Alvarez asked him to clarify did McMahon actually, genuinely, try to kill him, all Bauer could say in response was, Vince likes to win. Looks like Eric Bischoff got off lightly.
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