10 Architects Behind WWE's Demise
3. Triple H
Triple H wasn't entirely to blame for WWE's post-Attitude Era woes, but he didn't half do f*ck all to arrest the slide.
You've never heard a single promo use so many words to make the same point. He segued from the same point to the next with one million "You sees" after he'd already prised your eyes open, which is ironic, since those who bothered to stick around watched in a numbed trance, hypnotised into FOMO by the legacy of the company's initials. His spiels were repetitive drones devoid of personality, wit, fire or menace. Smug and tedious for 20 minutes, a Triple H promo was a filibuster designed to obscure that had nothing memorable nor interesting to say.
You've never heard a single promo use so many words to make the same point. He segued from the same point to the next with one million "You sees" after he'd already prised your eyes open, which is ironic, since those who bothered to stick around watched in a numbed trance, hypnotised into FOMO by the legacy of the company's initials. His spiels were repetitive drones devoid of personality, wit, fire or menace. Smug and tedious for 20 minutes, a Triple H promo was a filibuster designed to obscure that had nothing memorable nor interesting to say.
Recall anything he said in 2003 that wasn't racial abuse directed towards Booker T. You can't. WWE was so dull and static with Trips as the tippy-top guy. His damaging, boring self-penned storylines were fused with a return to the pace of the WWWF in-ring. This period of WWE was literally unwatchable for many, with metrics data bearing that out.
Most everybody knows somebody who stopped watching WWE, and that person stopped watching because of Triple H: the anti-draw-uh.