10 Atrocious WWE Matches That Were Unintentionally Funny

5. Eric Bischoff vs. Theodore Long

On paper, this doesn't sound like the worst idea. It's a Raw vs Smackdown themed Survivor Series. Why not have the general manager's fight? Well, one reason might be that they were both 50+ year old men who could barely move in the ring! Factor in the WrestleCrap character that was the highly regarded and well remembered Palmer Canon doing the least attractive shuffle dance in the history of all human kind and you have the recipe for face-palm funnies. Believe it or not, there was actually an aspect of this bout that was more laughable than the in-ring action, that being Michael Cole on commentary. Sticking with the brand vs. brand theme, Vince had instructed the commentators to be at each others' throats the whole night, leading to Michael Cole's attempt at banter with Jonathan Coachman. It would've been fine if this had occurred between Taz and King- two guys with a good chance at winning a fight- but with the weasels that were Cole and Coach, this was excruciating. What a lad, Michael Cole. Who remembers this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1PhviIAt4
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