10 Best One-Liners From WWE Extreme Rules 2015
2. "Horizontally... the way JBL finished his matches"
And it’s not just JBL who’s capable of the comedy—Jerry “the King” Lawler is also more than happy to get a cheap laugh from the listeners (though admittedly to varying degrees of success).
And at Extreme Rules, we thankfully saw the better side of King when he poked some fun at his broadcast partner, JBL.
When addressing the WWE Tough Enough auditions—and more specifically reminding hopefuls of the complex science of how they should hold their camera phone—King gave us a very helpful visual aid by explaining that the camera must be held “horizontally… the way JBL finished his matches”.
That one even got a laugh from the victim JBL himself, and almost made up for the disturbing smooching noises that King felt compelled to provide during the earlier Kiss Me Arse match. Almost.