4. Breaking News: Lance Storm Uses Emojis
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/643600229401366528 Raw always guarantees a few ex-superstars coming out of the woodwork to voice their opinions on the current product, and Lance Storm is often particularly keen to criticise. However, this week he wasn't taking umbrage at a poor booking decision or badly-written angle, but rather Ryback's use of his "beloved" catchphrase. Following the Invasion angle of 2001, ex-WCW talent Storm was kept on as an immensely humourless heel, beginning promos with the ironic line "If I could be serious for a minute...". Ryback (perhaps inadvertently) used the phrase during his segment on Raw, something which didn't escape the attention of the three-time United States Champion. In fairness, Storm's tweet wasn't the most interesting thing to ever come out of his mouth (although his use of a shocked emoji gave me a pretty similar facial expression), but any mention of Storm gives me the chance to post this hilarious video shared by Chris Jericho on Monday night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljdP9RHuK84&feature=player_embedded