10 Best Things The Internet Has Done With WWE Raw (April 11)
2. WWE Are Selectively Deaf
Those cheeky folks over at KayfabeNews wrote another satirical "news" piece last night, taking issue with WWE's justification for plonking Shane McMahon in charge of Raw against all storyline logic.
The company claimed, via Twitter, that the decision was made due to demand on social media. KayfabeNews explained that, surely, if this were true, Roman Reigns would have been immediately stripped of the title. They also added a few other likely outcomes that would happen if WWE actually did pay attention to mass smark opinion, including:
'Shinsuke Nakamura will headline the next 15 WWE pay-per-views.
NXT will be extended to three hours, and move to Mondays at 8pm EST.
Cesaro will never get injured again.'