10 Best Things WWE Could Do With The Crown Jewel & Saudi Arabia Money
6. Everything You Want
Shawn Michaels is coming out of retirement.
This should be the biggest story of the wrestling year instead of a byproduct of the ugliest one, but even in the face of some true human horror, money has finally spoken loud enough in Shawn Michaels' direction that he's agreed to cast aside a retirement he clung onto for a genuinely impressive eight years.
These should be remarkable scenes but are instead ones stained with blood and oil. If anything, the only hope is that Michaels wants this to be forgotten enough that he agrees to a Royal Rumble-to-WrestleMania programme to whitewash whatever gets witnessed at Crown Jewel.
Wrestling's riddled with 'never say never' scenarios, but Michaels was one of the closest to finding actual neverland. If he's back, what dreams can all those funds make realities? A long stint for The Rock? A rehabilitated neck for Stone Cold Steve Austin? Age reduction therapy so Vince McMahon can replace his own kids on television?
Little seems impossible at this point. These sort of scenarios shouldn't justify the ice cold decision to run the show in the first place, but they could be the first steps on a long and winding road to gradual vindication.