10 Best TNA Theme Songs Ever

There's no shame in loving these themes.

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Much like any kind of music, wrestling theme songs just make life better. They are part of the soundtrack of our lives.

Who among us hasn’t at least once ripped off our shirt when “Real American” played? Who hasn’t given their neighbour a Stunner when “Glass Shattered” blared? Who hasn’t tried to propose marriage to their significant other while Billy and Chuck’s “You Look So Good To Me” was on the radio?

Now, it needs to be stated at the outset than I am in absolutely no way, shape or form qualified to be a music critic. However, my taste in wrestling theme songs has never been questioned...largely because I keep that opinion to myself. But I’ve decided that won’t stop me from compiling TNA’s best theme songs of all time!

Yes, WWE has a much richer history of original music, and many TNA originals were just bad rip-offs of what a talent had in another promotion. However, you’ll still find some gems along the way. For the ranking system here, the criteria is that the theme fits the character, it’s catchy and bonus points for being recognisable within the first few moments.

You might not choose any of these songs to play at the first dance of your wedding (though very few things bring more people to the dance floor than a Jeff Jarrett tune), but these 10 songs absolutely belong in your secret (or not so secret) playlist of wrestling themes!

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As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at." Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week. Follow along @AndrewSoucek and check out my podcast at wrestlingwithfriends.com