10 Best Tough Guy Names In Wrestling

Also known as The Wrecking Crew, The Devastation Corporation was Chikara's resident powerhouse group, and they had three guys with ridiculously great tough guy names: Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive, and Flex Rumblecrunch.

Clearly all graduates of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 school of tough guy names (see also Big McLargehuge and Rip Steakface), these three men pushed the limits of bombastic branding to Ultimate Warrior levels of destrucity.

I mean, Max Smashmaster has BOTH members of Demolition in his name. (The ones worth counting anyway.) Blaster McMassive restored honor and prestige to the name Blaster (after Lashley's disappointing WWE run). And Flex Rumblecrunch... well, that one is just fun to say.

Sometimes, with branding, you can go too far. And sometimes, you go way WAY too far, and it's awesome. This is definitely a case of the latter.