10 Best Wrestling Threats Of All Time

9. John Cena's Bodily Functions

Brock Lesnar's 2012 comeback benefited hugely from Paul Heyman's own return later in the year, but away from the pressure of a live crowd, there were few performers as believably terrifying as 'The Beast'.

A wonderful pre-recorded piece aired shortly before his Extreme Rules blinder with John Cena that fleshed out their blistering pull-apart and Lesnar's electric post-WrestleMania return. It was here where he explained the motivations for his character that remain as relevant today as they were then. He's all business, and his business is battering f*ck out of people.

There was a post-PG air about the whole thing. It framed Lesnar as something of a revolutionary force, sent back to Sports Entertainment from a UFC honeymoon to put a dent in a stale product many fans had vocally grown tired of. This was smart writing from WWE, but why only steer towards intellect when Vince McMahon's base instincts still also work well?

Brock's sneer as he pondered the "p*ss" and "sh*t" running down 'The Champ's leg is a sight to behold. Here, in one promo, is a man showing disdain not only for the fight John Cena can bring his way, but the fear he may secretly have locked away. The threats helped the eventual match - the pay-per-view fight felt as real as Lesnar's sardonic suggestions.

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Michael is a writer, editor, podcaster and presenter for WhatCulture Wrestling, and has been with the organisation over 7 years. He primarily produces written, audio and video content on WWE and AEW, but also provides knowledge and insights on all aspects of the wrestling industry thanks to a passion for it dating back over 30 years. As one third of "The Dadley Boyz", Michael has contributed to the huge rise in popularity of the WhatCulture Wrestling Podcast, earning it top spot in the UK's wrestling podcast charts with well over 50,000,000 total downloads. He has been featured as a wrestling analyst for the Tampa Bay Times and Sports Guys Talking Wrestling, and has covered milestone events in New York, Dallas, Las Vegas, London and Cardiff. Michael's background in media stretches beyond wrestling coverage, with a degree in Journalism from the University Of Sunderland (2:1) and a series of published articles in sports, music and culture magazines The Crack, A Love Supreme and Pilot. When not offering his voice up for daily wrestling podcasts, he can be found losing it singing far too loud watching his favourite bands play live. Follow him on X/Twitter - @MichaelHamflett