10 Best Wrestling Tweets You Must Read (Before Twitter Dies)
5. The Other Immortal Hulk Hogan Tweet
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"Goodnight jabroni marks who..." no longer exists.
Hulk Hogan, the pathetic loser, has deleted the all-time greatest pro wrestling tweet because he probably realised that too many people were making fun of him for it. Self-deprecation doesn't work for the jacked monster d*ck-haver Hulkster, brother.
But is that actually true?
Twitter works because it shouldn't work. The deranged words you read on it should not be in that order. Celebrities with money who could be doing something luxurious with their time should not be tweeting through mild criticism. They should not be vanity-searching their own names.
You also shouldn't see Hulk Hogan - the man who invented a dead child to make him seem more like a hero, who was going to play bass for Metallica, who thinks he is literally capable of time travel - be...self-deprecating?
Because that's what this tweet suggests. Is he actually self-aware? Does he somehow have the patter within him to realise that he's an old man now who can't possibly be considered intimidating anymore?
Then again, knowing how Hogan's twisted fantasist mind works, it's very possible that he thinks Cujo is lurking menacingly behind him.