In 2003, Sable made a shocking return to WWE, just four years after an ugly breakup that saw her sue the company for sexual harassment. She sauntered down the aisle on the April 3 episode of SmackDown and confronted Torrie Wilson, who had joined the ranks of Divas to pose nude for Playboy Magazine. When Torrie did not figuratively bow down at the feet of the queen Diva, Sable took matters into her own hands. She schemed and manipulated Torrie, tried to fracture her friendship with Stacy Keibler and set her up for two- and three-on-one beatdowns and was a general pain in the perfect backside of the former fitness model. The feud progressed every week on SmackDown, with Sable and Torrie going as far as to tease sexual tension (AWESOME!) ahead of the Judgment Day Bikini Contest. Torrie won that competition, ending the program and forcing Sable to focus her attention in other directions. She did just that by targeting the McMahon family and the drama that seemingly always followed them. Sable became the latest mistress of Vince McMahon, earning the spite of Stephanie McMahon. The two strong, independent women feuded with one another ahead of the Vengeance pay-per-view. Stephanie ripped Sable's top off, Sable responded with a food fight and Vince sat back and watched. When the two finally clashed, it took interference from A-Train for the former hellcat to knock off Stephanie. She continued to spend her days by Vince's side, mooching off the millionaire, much to the dismay of Stephanie.
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