10 Biggest WWE Creative Mistakes Of 2018
6. And NEW Rag Team Champion: A Bairn
A creative decision so lame and so degrading that it effectively killed an art form and any investment within it, Braun Strowman, in a balls-on-the-table "absolutely f*ck tag team wrestling lol" gesture selected a small child as his partner at WrestleMania 34. He was told to do this because he couldn't win the titles all by himself. He did, of course; young "Nicholas" never tagged in.
Minoru Suzuki was in the audience, man. Why couldn't we get Minoru Suzuki? Why would WWE embarrass themselves in front of Minoru Suzuki?
A symptom of a wider malady, this decision was consistent with WWE's total dismissal of tag team wrestling. From Nicholas to the summer-long reign of the clueless comedy act the B-Team, who stumbled arse-backwards into victories because it is that easy, especially against acts (The Revival) that aren't passionate specialists or anything, a two-month feud between Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre and Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins restored integrity. And quality.
And then Drake Maverick literally took a piss on quality and integrity by becoming a manager, with urinary incontinence, who decided the outcomes of AOP matches that went, yes, 50/50. Reminder: AOP once destroyed all in their path. That was the premise of their act.
This wider malady was itself a symptom of a wider malady, a sentence that makes about as much sense as everything you see on Monday nights: Everything has to be funny now.
Tag team wrestling, big men - even, for Christ's sake, deeply personal blood feuds...