10 Bizarre Superhero Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

7. Superman Vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

It's the Marvel/DC crossover you've all been waiting for! (Except it's a porno!) Weirdly, Superman Vs. Spiderman XXX is actually based on a Supes/Spidey crossover that happened in comics in the 1970s, and the film's DVD cover is more or less an exact replica of the book's cover. Which is kind of neat, we suppose? Anyway, much like in that story the Man of Steel and the webslinger are pitted against one another only to realise their true foes are Lex Luthor and Doctor Octopus. Things take a turn for the gross when the heroes get captured and Clark is forced to watch as Lois Lane has sex with Luthor in return for her boyfriend's safety. Oh, and then Spider-Woman comes in and saves their asses. Because superhero porn!