10 Bizarre Superhero Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

5. XXX Adventures Of Hawkman And Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

We were all asking for this one, right? Who doesn't want to see two of DC's most awkwardly-dressed heroes bursting through ceilings, beating people senseless with maces and then getting down and dirty for two hours? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM3FLI8_6_0 That said, it's not your average superhero sex flick; promising "a tale of eternal love and unparalleled power," XXX Adventures of Hawkman And Hawkgirl delivers dream sequences and flashbacks that connect the two leads to past lives in ancient Egypt that are somehow reason enough to dress like maniacs, burst through ceilings and beat criminals senseless with maces before boning everyone in sight. But it's still a better story than most.