10 Candidates For WWE’s Bizarre Post-WrestleMania 35 Push

4. Dana Brooke

Dana Brooke
WWE

Dana Brooke can't really go, but she is a blonde, buxom bodybuilder, and so it's a wonder she isn't in the f*cking Hall of Fame.

We can only deduce that her limited appearances on RAW have coincided with every rebooted XFL-related call, because at some point in the very near future, Vince is going to become aware of her existence, and he's going to quite literally put her on a pedestal.

We can see it now: Vince is going to introduce this character we were already introduced to almost three years ago via the vignette. She will appear in the gym, slathered in bronzer, as she lifts dumbbells high over her shoulders. Atypical of a modern Kevin Dunn production, there are few cuts. In fact, there are none: the camera is trained exclusively on the exact region you're thinking about. Vince meanwhile can't get as hands-on as he'd like, but he does take a keen interest in putting her over - and he puts her over by reverting back, involuntarily, to his old, wildly enthusiastic WBF narration.

"Here she comes, Dana Brooke! Wow, take a look at that! Oh my goodness! Look at those ti- I mean, that mass! Holy cow! Dana Brooke is pumped up! Brooke really knows how to strut her stuff! OOoooooohhhhh!"

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