10 Candidates For WWE's Bizarre Post-WrestleMania 37 Push
7. Mojo Rawley
Mojo Rawley - Luna Vachon cosplayer and dry-humping enthusiast - is overdue his annual the-f*ck-was-that two-week push.
He gets one most years, but he never connects. He is cursed to be too intense; that intensity always feels a bit fake, since he appears more in his element having rough sex with thin air than taking it to his opponents. It's wild that Vince never stuck with him.
Rawley is a big daft sh*te of a unit. He loves to have fun! And is also very large. You'd think Vince would be into him, but he isn't. And when the Gronk looked at the eerie Performance Center and saw that WWE stars can't catch on TV, much less developmental, and bounced, Rawley has barely been seen since.
And yet!
Vince is inexplicably benevolent around this time of year - he pushed the Shooting Stars, for f*ck's sake - so perhaps there's time for Mojo to finally make it. WWE love doing dumb sh*t with those ThunderDome screens, so maybe they can do that cracked glass effect thing Mojo was doing with the mirror two years ago.
He can cut an "Each and every one of you..." spiel, and then each and every one of the screens can crack. In the wake of Braun Strowman's train noises, it's very possible. Very dumb!
But very possible.