10 Creepy Wrestling Curses

8. The Armstrong Family Curse

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'Bullet' Bob Armstrong, a pro wrestling legend and impossibly tough bastard - he once wore a mask to conceal the hole where his nose used to be while wrestling through surgeries that reconstructed his entire face (!) - sired four sons.

Between them, their respective characteristics made up a megastar, but they each excelled at a particular facet of the art: Brad was the workhorse, Brian the charismatic talker, Scott the hoss, Steve the stud.

In a bid to conceal Brad's lack of onscreen magnetism, he was churned by a dire WCW creative regime through a repackage wringer that, notoriously, spat out the inadvertent n*nce that was the Candyman and the copyright law-triggering Arachnaman. Bemoaning his luck backstage, Armstrong claimed the Armstrong sons were "cursed," ostensibly breaking a mirror, since WCW's dismal creative was folded into onscreen canon by Larry Zbysko, essentially making it real through stigma.

Elsewhere in this list, a curse is best explained by wrestling's inherent toxicity; here, the Armstrong curse - though this did in the case of Steve 'Lance Cassidy' Armstrong extend to the WWF - is best explained by LOLWCW.

A quasi-kayfabe curse that invited fate's relish, Brian as the Road Dogg famously wore a t-shirt emblazoned with 'LOOK MOM NO CURSE' when an Armstrong son made it to a big match on the WrestleMania stage.

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