10 Disturbing WWE SmackDown Moments You Totally Don't Remember
7. Drawer Weddings And A Funeral
It didn't seem like watching SmackDown could get as hard as the contents of Al Wilson's y-fronts during his genuinely bizarre underwear wedding to Dawn Marie, but his happy (?) ending a few weeks later managed to bury the angle six feet under the low bar it had already set.
Fresh off a divorce, seedy old Al had rocked up on SmackDown with eyes wandering quicker than his old man shuffle towards several of his daughter's supermodel colleagues. Bereft of charm and charisma, it took stripping down to his drawers during a salacious wedding to the manipulative Dawn Marie for the world to see one big reason why he'd at least be able to offer her a killer time on the honeymoon.
But the attraction was indeed fatal. Dawn and Al had such a good time doing the bad thing that he literally went to heaven. Yes, WWE had somehow booked a man getting f*cked to death presumably so Vince McMahon can finally settle on a way to go if he absolutely has to.
Like all bereavements, the pain lingered long. Really bloody long. Battling over his open casket in the latest macabre chapter to the whole sordid detail, lacking the acting chops to cry, it was remarkable that Dawn and Torrie somehow managed to suppress laughs as they fought.