10 Embarrassing Matches Wrestling Stars Want You To Forget
7. Bret Hart Vs. Bob Backlund - WWF WrestleMania XI
Incredibly, this was almost duller than their Survivor Series slog, and it was a third of the length.
Bob Backlund may forever remain Vince McMahon's most inexplicable decision, because he decided to push him as a key star amid a New Generation conceived to rid the WWF of the old-timey feeling he reckoned Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage cultivated. This was *before* Vince went mad.
Backlund was a WWWF headliner. It was all so odd. Backlund was almost the manifestation of the old Vince Sr. guy that Vince Jr. wanted to shift away from - a bland-looking technician - and yet, here he was. He must have came cheap. It is the only rational explanation; indeed, Vince on commentary revealed that Backlund "lives just in the shadow of Hartford, Connecticut". Perhaps he brought him in because he didn't have to spring for a flight.
Special guest ref Roddy Piper, presumably as bored as everybody else, asked both men "WHADDAYASAY?!" every time they were in a position of vague peril, in this I Quit match, in a desperate attempt to will the f*cking finish into existence.
A lot of laying about and f*ck all else, this was the night Shawn Michaels convinced Vince that he was the next big babyface to build around. The most lurid story in WWF history opened with its most tedious chapter.