10 Most Embarrassing Moments To Be A WWE Fan

6. "I...CHOPPY CHOPPY...YOUR...PEE PEE! HAHAHAHAHA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21c_PgASHE The Attitude Era was in full-swing in 1998. One of the new stars who came into prominence that year was Val Venis. Talented journeyman Sean Morley, who had had his greatest success in Mexico as Steel, got the opportunity of his career at just about the only point in history where he could've been an instant hit on TV with a porn star gimmick. One of his first feuds was with Kaientai, a transplanted stable of Japanese cruiserweights coming off a feud with Taka Michinoku, who had been part of the group in Japan. When that was over, Val Venis caught their attention. See, their manager, Yamaguchi-San (long-time photographer Wally Yamaguchi) had started bringing his wife to ringside, and Val being Val, he totally banged her. So Yamaguchi, being a proud Japanese man, had to get revenge. As Val was wrestling, he and Kaientai chopped giant sausages with swords. Why? Because they were going to do the same thing to Val Venis. Or, as Yamaguchi-San put it: "I choppy choppy your pee pee!" With help from Taka (the wife turned out to be his sister, because of course she was) They kidnapped him (to the locker room, of course), and Raw went off the air right as the sword was going down. But Val was OK because the slab his...thing was on was so cold that he got enough shrinkage for the sword to miss. Really.