10 Embarrassing Times Wrestlers Tried To Be Badass
8. The Undertaker Enjoys A Certain Kind Of Pie
This is subjective, but Attitude Era Undertaker was the sh*ts. Shawn Michaels had a better run between 1998 and 2001, and he was so f*cked up that he didn't even know he wasn't there most of the time.
'Taker realised that everything had changed, and he himself needed to change to fit in. And after turning up his old persona up to a near-parodic extent, via the Ministry of Darkness, he did in 2000.
He was the last kid in your year to buy a pair of baggy jeans, and when he finally bought a metal band hoodie, he opted for Papa Roach. And, since he made his entrance to Limp Bizkit, that barely qualifies as a snarky aside.
'Taker just wasn't fun at all. He wasn't as funny as Steve Austin or the Rock, he didn't have the same awesome dumb jock energy of Goldberg, and wasn't that damn good like Triple H.
He took himself so seriously that there wasn't enough left for anybody else. The American Badass was hard, witty, wore leather, a bandana and shades, rode a motorcycle, and chewed tobacco. And, because he was such a man, you better believe he ate p*ssy on the regular, too.
The Rock asked him in a post-show promo if he liked pie. "There ain't but one kinda pie Kane and I like to eat," 'Taker said: "Poontang," he followed up, creating the unfortunate visual of some brown-stained drool oozing down the labia majora.