10 Fascinating WWE Backstage Facts About Hulk Hogan
6. Hulk Hogan Invented Time Travel
It's often said that life passes by too quickly, and it's true.
You will actually turn around one day and wonder how you got to where you are. You have crow's feet now. You can't find the energy to get rid of that middle-age spread even if you wanted to. And where did your buttocks go?!
Well, good news. You have more time left than you realise. There are more days in the year than a mere 365, as Hulk Hogan once discovered in order to wrestle more matches than the average bone-bender.
All you have to do, in order to reach a cool 400, is to fly frequently between the United States and Tokyo in order to capitalise on the time difference. Air travel isn't the most pleasant way to pass one's time, but think of it like this: you'll have ample opportunity to watch all those films you keep meaning to get around to, and when you land, you can enjoy all the beautiful scenery and exquisite cuisine that Japan has to offer. What are you going to do with these extra 35 days of the year?
That's over a full month!
If Twitter is any indication, the answer is probably "relitigate the events of Brawl Out for the umpteenth time".