10 Football Teams You Didn't Know WWE Superstars Supported

OK, here's where the jokes have to end. The Man That Gravity Forgot was born in Newcastle, and he supports Newcastle United, the city's only major side. There's absolutely no doubting his sincerity.

He probably had his affinity for the club passed down to him through the generations, like a hereditary medical condition. If your dad supported your team, and your dad's dad before him, then you've every right to get snooty about your friend wearing a Man City shirt.

That said, footballing wise, Neville hasn't had much to cheer about since - well, he's never had anything to cheer about. Newcastle haven't been a major force in English soccer since long before he was born (unless you count the Intertoto Cup, of course).

But things are at last looking up under Rafael Benitez, a manager who is constantly leaning on his penny-pinching owners to buy him some more players. Hey: since Neville isn't doing anything at the moment, maybe they could put an offer in for him?

If nothing else, the goal celebrations would be absolutely immense.