10 Footballers Who Should Be Wrestling In WWE

9. Cristiano Ronaldo

Wrestling Name: CR7 The international playboy who's dripping with arrogance. A heel. Obviously. Of course he is. Sure, he gets it done in the ring, but only when the cameras are squarely on him. He only wrestles TV tapings and pay-per-views, no house shows for CR7. He's far too important for that. His entrance is flashy: lights dimmed, strobes, pyro, the lot. He's big, but he's shot with the camera low so he looks even bigger. He insists on getting all the bells and whistles. And he can certainly cut a promo. He claims he's the best ever, but he's always measuring himself against others; trying to out-do other's achievements. He's a multiple-time world champion, but he wants more. He's a heel, but his fancy moveset and constant showboating gets him cheers from a portion of fans, making him ripe for a big face turn if he were to finally stop trying to make the show all about him. Who He Should Feud With: The Rock
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