Wrestling Name: Marta The very top level of female wrestling, Marta has put the fitness models and glorified reality TV show stars that call themselves female wrestlers to shame. She's a five time World Women's Wrestler of the Year, a number that nobody else has even come close to. Not to mention being a multiple Divas Champion. In the ring, her style is flashy but direct. Her moveset is both exciting and painful. She may not be the most high-profile of names in the women's wrestling world, but she should be. She's from Brazil, but that doesn't drive her character. There's no samba dances or Rio carnival theme music. She's a likeable, realistic babyface. Despite her small size, she overpowers nearly everyone she gets in the ring with, and they all tap out to her submission finisher. Oh, and she's not on Total Divas. At all. Not even once in the background of a shot. Never. If one of the women on Total Divas were to phone her while the cameras were rolling, her side of the phone-call would be edited out. She is to go nowhere near that thing. She's not even allowed to watch it. If she tries to watch it on her TV at home, instead she gets a clip going "nu-uh-uh" like the one Newman in Jurassic Park made, except it's Vince McMahon and it's much scarier. She is kept as far away from Total Divas as it is possible to be from Total Divas. Who She Should Feud With: AJ Lee or Paige after destroying the Bella Twins
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