10 INSANE WWE International Incidents
9. Jacqueline’s “Chocolate T*tties”
Growing up in Britain, young millennial males in their formative years were able to clasp their eyes on a pair of real breasts—described as “norks” and “knockers” and “jubblies,” with all the sexuality of a Ric Flair wedding photo—by sneaking a peak at their da’s copy of The Sun.
Grasping the UK’s Carry On, hand-rubbing way of getting away with censorship under the childish veil of comedy, those impressionable minds were changed forever at Capital Carnage in 1998 when Vince did something very Vince. The lad on tour booked a spot in the Christian and Sable Vs. Marc Mero and Jacqueline match in which Jacqueline, atop Tim White’s shoulders, had her top ripped off by her Attitude Era rival.
The heightened holiday giddiness compelled the WWF to dispense with the paint (Sable), or the clingfilm (The Kat), or the prosthetics (Mae Young). They actually convinced Jackie, to use a quite fitting British idiom, to get ‘em out for the lads…with lads and children in the audience.
Your writer, aged 13, was in attendance for the show. Beyond this, and some choice D-Lo Brown skits, very little lingers in the memory aside from his dad’s—a man not fond of wrestling, cockneys, or long drives—perked-up mood.