10 Most Intelligence Insulting WWE Moments Ever

10. I€™m About To Attack Someone €“ Hit My Music!

WWE.comWWE.comThis has become such a commonplace occurrence that we rarely even thing about it when it happens, much less how utterly ridiculous it is. Let€™s actually think about this for a second, under the illusion that we€™ve suspended disbelief and are viewing what we€™re seeing as €œreal€, using this past Monday Night Raw as an example: John Cena is in the ring being beaten down by Randy Orton and Kane, and all hope is lost. Roman Reigns had ostensibly had enough of this injustice, but instead of rushing to the ring to aid his reluctant ally, he assumedly ran to the production truck and notified the guys inside that he was going to intervene, so they needed to go ahead and cue up his music. Think of all the run-ins when someone was attempting to sneak attack their foe, only for their theme music to alert their opponent of their impending arrival. Applying this to a real world setting, imagine you€™re out a drinking establishment and your friend gets jumped by a gang of ruffians. Obviously you€™re going to assist him, but before you rush to his rescue you saunter over to the jukebox and cue up your favorite song, wait for it to begin, and then help out your buddy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwkqk1UYHE We as fans understand why it€™s done-to maximize the impact of the performer€™s arrival, but that doesn€™t mean it€™s not completely ridiculous.
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